Tuesday, June 24, 2008

How to make a man scream

1. Take out skeins of bulky wool that have been in stash for a while.

2. Rip off ball labels.

3. Begin to untie ties around skein.

4. Listen as man screams.

5. Listen to his explanation of why he is screaming, which is that he is doing it now rather than later when he will have to untangle it.

How to make same man smile?

Ask for the swift and ball winder.

1 comment:

Sourire11 said...

Thanks for entering my contest! I'm really excited about this new venture...

I've never been to northern England before but it sounds beautiful. London is as close as I got.

A swift and a winder is a worthy investment. I don't know what I'd do without mine!